her own paradize.*

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living in my own paradize.*

Wer ich bin? Meinungen und Geschichten tausender.

bratzenkind:

one-picture-every-day:
“Ich hab nur Hurensohn verstanden” - Karl Wolfgang Epple

one-picture-every-day:

“Ich hab nur Hurensohn verstanden” - Karl Wolfgang Epple

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milliondollaczech:

I know where this is… (:

where??

milliondollaczech:

I know where this is… (:

where??

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awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Friends: Don't forget to socialize

Teachers: Don't forget to get A's

Strangers: Don't forget to blend in

Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good

Society: Don't forget to be perfect

Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today

Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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